All About Me(Welcome To MY World)

On this page there are some funny things that has happened to me through my years in this funny world.

I know this is the part that most of my visitors will wanna know.
Actually,I haven't experienced a very romantic love life,at times I get involved in a relationship and I think I have fallen in love not knowing its just mere infatuation.Sometimes,I get overwhelmed by a sort of hysteria that bottomline is nothing.
However,there is this girl that we've been seeing each other for years now,the relationship was rosey at first but now the whole thing is rickety due to incompetences on both of us.

I dont really have a particular taste for my kind woman,I just like any girl that can turn me on,fat thin,tall,short it doesn't matter.I have got no prefference for the body it's her inner being that matters.

Sometimes i just can't help wondering how kids think anytime they are nervous.Some of them will make all possible trails to retaliate at the person that annoys them.
When I was very young I had this irredemable flare for biscuits and chocolates,and my mum happened to be have a confectionary then. I took joy in stealing all soughts of biscuits.On one fateful day I was caught red-handed stealing some cookies,mum threatened to tell all my friends about it and after that take me to my school for serious punishment in the hands of my school's ferociuos headmaster.
So as to aviod the punishment and embarrassment I resulted to hanging myself but the rope I used was so painful that I was the one removed it myself.
I HAVE BEEN REALLY CRAZY THEN

My embarrasing moment was the most tragedic day in my life.
On that fateful day,we had a basketball match-up and its been the talk of the town so there were much spectators.That day unluckily for me all my boxers were dirty so I had to wash them and go ahead to play the game without any underwear.
The game started smoothly,with nice passes and dribbles,then I noticed that all the female spectators were watching me with keen interest,I thought it was because I am the shortest player or maybe they were simply admiring me,not knowing that I had a open fly.I was over-embarrased when my friends told me to zip my fly.Its the worst day
of my life